Sights at the crosswalk

Hey Folks!

Just popped up to tell you the latest story...
Yesterday I was waiting at the traffic light near downtown, guess
what hurried over the crosswalk?
At first sight she looked like an ordinary mid-aged woman, but at
second sight I saw that she didn't wear any shoes!
Yes, she was bare-footed! Then I looked at her legs and -holy shit,
she didn't wear any trousers! Just that winter-coat but nothing else...
I'm afraid I don't have a photo. -Although that woud've been a bit
inappropriate, lol
Considering it's winter and very cold outside I think she was thrown
out of her new lover's flat... Gosh I love gossiping